Cucumber make your own life
god: why are you approaching that cow
god: what are you doing
god: no
god: what
god: are you seriously going to do that
god: oh fuck, he's doing it
god: he's actually doing it
god: this is fucked up
god: I've fucked up

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via ich-geh-nie-mehr-weg)

numbkid:

"Why do we just accept things? "comfort!!!"

numbkid:

"Why do we just accept things? "comfort!!!"

(via identitaetsstiftend)

narbenhure:

M.

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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(via supershocklock)

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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(via supershocklock)

(Quelle: uni-ty, via piizins)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Quelle: reinapepiada, via piizins)

(Quelle: shahirzag.com, via preventinq)


Keaton Henson

Keaton Henson

(Quelle: artofoverwhelm, via fawnandboy)

(via shopjeen)

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(Quelle: kittiezandtittiez, via coachela)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via coachela)